Here's the result of being tagged by Harita. I gotta keep the chain running apparently, but don't quite know anyone else's blog id, so I'd just keep it for my self-dabba. [:D]
5 things you may not know about where I live.
* Sandwiched between a tree of unknown origin with an inventory of ten million mosquitoes and a view of the mess.
* Outside, there's one market street, chicks of amazing physical attributes but demented to the core. Keep away from the males - they're all alien to civilisation yet.
* People pop in asking for anime, toothbrushes (You go WTF? But yeah :|), paste, DVDs, ANYTHING actually, at unearthly, unmarsly hours.
* You leave your room to take a leak and off go your mobile, pen drive, ATM cards, cash, and hard disk(s). Smart guys don't unscrew their hard drives but the kleptomaniac fuckers just keep improvising. All within 3 minutes.
* You speak English within 20 rooms range and you might get shot. "Angrezi vaapas jaao" and what-not man! I gotta just watch my limerick.
5 things you may not know about my personality.
* If you don't know me, you can safely assume I'm out to jack you hard.
* It's difficult to shut me up. Just shut up yourself for a while and I'll get the point
* If you're my friend, I could do anything in my power to keep you happy. It's a tall claim, but yeah, I'm a nice guy.
* If I apply my mind, I can do wonders. I simply don't apply it. Sometimes I don't have a mind at all.
* I have more than ten thousand different ways of laughing, signing my name, handwriting and emotional responses. I'm NOT a consistent chap, whichever way you look at it.
5 things you may not know I would really like to have.
* Lady Luck for a girlfriend. I run so low on luck I wonder how I made it so far.
* A Stephen-Hawking-like hi-fi armchair. Not that I'm parapletic. I'm just lazy.
* I want to own a chocolate-cum-pizza company. [:|]
* A huge shaggy dog for a pet, with human intelligence chipped in too.
* A laptop with a 1000 GB hard drive with a processor moving at the speed of light and connectivity to the internet at the speed of thought.
5 things you may not know that I really hate.
* Underestimating me.
* Others deciding what MY choices would be, and going wrong at that.
* Lying to me. I don't know what I'd do to liars.
* Goofy poets who write shit and posing as God-sent philosophers.
* Sharing my food. Especially when I don't want to.
5 embarrassing fannish admissions
* I'm twenty, yet I'd probably have watched, or have in my collection, every damned anime which was even marginally famous over the last ten years.
* I generally like people who are commonsensically smarter than me.
* Dana Scully of the X-files.
* The head of Virgin Atlantic.
* I drop down dead for big boobs. (Shit - embarrassing, but yeah. And please - natural
only. No fake shit.)
5 things you may not know about where I live.
* Sandwiched between a tree of unknown origin with an inventory of ten million mosquitoes and a view of the mess.
* Outside, there's one market street, chicks of amazing physical attributes but demented to the core. Keep away from the males - they're all alien to civilisation yet.
* People pop in asking for anime, toothbrushes (You go WTF? But yeah :|), paste, DVDs, ANYTHING actually, at unearthly, unmarsly hours.
* You leave your room to take a leak and off go your mobile, pen drive, ATM cards, cash, and hard disk(s). Smart guys don't unscrew their hard drives but the kleptomaniac fuckers just keep improvising. All within 3 minutes.
* You speak English within 20 rooms range and you might get shot. "Angrezi vaapas jaao" and what-not man! I gotta just watch my limerick.
5 things you may not know about my personality.
* If you don't know me, you can safely assume I'm out to jack you hard.
* It's difficult to shut me up. Just shut up yourself for a while and I'll get the point
* If you're my friend, I could do anything in my power to keep you happy. It's a tall claim, but yeah, I'm a nice guy.
* If I apply my mind, I can do wonders. I simply don't apply it. Sometimes I don't have a mind at all.
* I have more than ten thousand different ways of laughing, signing my name, handwriting and emotional responses. I'm NOT a consistent chap, whichever way you look at it.
5 things you may not know I would really like to have.
* Lady Luck for a girlfriend. I run so low on luck I wonder how I made it so far.
* A Stephen-Hawking-like hi-fi armchair. Not that I'm parapletic. I'm just lazy.
* I want to own a chocolate-cum-pizza company. [:|]
* A huge shaggy dog for a pet, with human intelligence chipped in too.
* A laptop with a 1000 GB hard drive with a processor moving at the speed of light and connectivity to the internet at the speed of thought.
5 things you may not know that I really hate.
* Underestimating me.
* Others deciding what MY choices would be, and going wrong at that.
* Lying to me. I don't know what I'd do to liars.
* Goofy poets who write shit and posing as God-sent philosophers.
* Sharing my food. Especially when I don't want to.
5 embarrassing fannish admissions
* I'm twenty, yet I'd probably have watched, or have in my collection, every damned anime which was even marginally famous over the last ten years.
* I generally like people who are commonsensically smarter than me.
* Dana Scully of the X-files.
* The head of Virgin Atlantic.
* I drop down dead for big boobs. (Shit - embarrassing, but yeah. And please - natural
only. No fake shit.)
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